Hey Everybody! It's Kyle!
Everyone has something to say and I do too! So I started the hot new blog! I have decent spelling, halfway decent grammer, and no clue how to use proper punctuation. You can expect way too many comma's, plenty of sentences that begin with "But" and "Because", not a single semi-colon, and often I misssspell words deliberately to ease the pressure that I feel when writing for the public. (e.g. not sure how many s's were in that one). That being said, let it begin.
I've decided to start this blog to inform family and friends of mine and Brooke's life. Hopefully it'll stay fairly current but for this first post I wanted to barrage you with a very breif, yet very complete, update on our life from marraige (Jan. 2, 2010) to present time (Dec. 6 2010) in a reasonably chronological order. So try to keep up.
Caribbean. Sea Turtles. Frozen Yogurt. 1,000,000 Drunk People. Virgin Daiquiri's. Cliche Karaoke. Homeless Dog Tour Guides. Monday Blues. New Furniture. OCD discoveries. Code Blues. Brooke studying. Me not studying. Valentine's Day Sushi. ADP's. Tornado Sirens. Onion Casserole. Heparin scares. Bulldog Pipe Dreams. Budgets. Disney World. Pine Smells. Castle Crashers. Homemade Castle Crasher T-shirts. Borderlands with Mike. Polish Poker. Feel Sick. Leadership Clinicals. Bocci Ball. ATI tests. True Love. Job Hunting. Requests to Charge at Work. Spokane, WA. Graduation. Summa Cum Laude. Sad goodbye's. More Job Hunting. Trip to Ohio. Niagara Falls. Whim decisions. New Dog named Ernie. New Chewed Furniture. "Ernie, go potty!". Devil Dog. Brat Dog. Cutest Dog in the World. Trips to Memphis. Phone Interviews. Bariatrics vs. Renal. K-Swiss Si-18's. Yuuda T-shirt. Puppy Preschool. New Job. Relief from Getting out of Charging. Brooke Packing. Me Sleeping. Pet decisions. Selling Ernie to a trailer family. Missing and talking about Ernie everyday for at least 3 months. Eating my last Doo-Da's Donut. 17 hours car rides. New digs. Cheap Dirty Hotels. Aspergers. GPSn' it. Loading Trucks. Heat. Me Sleeping. Moving to Colorado Springs. Garden of the Gods. Purple Mountain's Majesty. Wedding in NC. Family. Hiking. Devil's Head. Amanda's Fonda. Girrafes. Rocky Mtns. Bluebird Lake. Out of Breath. Fish Taco's. Air Force Football. Church Shopping. Chipotle at last. Monopoly. ASCENT Program. Out of the Blue Seizures. Mary Jane. In-laws visit. Mama and Papa. Brooke's New Job. Cog Railways. Royal Gorge's. Lame Haunted Tours. ABEFC. Hemodialysis. Yahtzee. Insulin Drips. Zombies in Denver. Competitive Mario Kart. Chiddy Bang Flows. Zombies on TV. The Asians on Amazing Race. Destroying Blockbuster One Free Non-New Release Rental at a Time. Stroke Patients. Milk Addicts. Broken Computer Cord. All 32 Races. Thanksgiving with the Vogt's. Christmas Tree. Black Friday Mornings. Solo Movies. Ornament Painting. Finding Just the Right Stockings. Christmas Shopping. Carbon Dioxide Paranoia. Great Dane Pipe Dreams. Yuuda Mousepad. Gingerbread House Hidden Talents. Hot New Blog.
There! Now you're all caught up! If you want anything expounded just say so and maybe you'll just get another Hot New Blog post with more information. I'll have Brooke post occassionally if I think the readers need a break from rambling and run-on sentences. Plenty of fragments to go around in this post that's for sure. I'm nocturnal it's 3:41 AM and I'm outta here.
-Kyle
